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Al Qaeda Assassination Plans

According to our latest information, al Qaeda has new plans.
Al-Qaeda has a plan to assassinate a world leader either in the U.S. or another country.

"The U.S. or another country" pretty much covers the entire planet except Antarctica. So, they want to kill someone important somewhere, at some unknown time. Great. Get right on that.

In other news, a giant storm may kill some people in the U.S. or another country. Stay tuned to Fears R Us for more useless information.

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